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> I Hate Remakes, Discuss the remakes you detest or like
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Posted: April 20, 2009 07:38 pm
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yeah my coworker said she has the original 17 Again which apparently was a tv movie, she said a very young Keanu Reeves is in it. i had only heard of 18 Again, not 17 Again, other than the new one i mean.


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Posted: April 24, 2009 06:51 pm
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This is technically a remake--Father Knows Best. *GAG GAG*


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Posted: May 27, 2009 10:10 am
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Posted: May 27, 2009 03:17 pm
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QUOTE (Sunday Silence @ May 27, 2009 07:10 am)
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So soon??? Well, it feels too soon, at least sad.gif


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Posted: May 27, 2009 09:56 pm
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Posted: May 28, 2009 11:32 pm
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"Land of the Lost." On the one hand, can it get any worse? dry.gif On the other hand, when they remake something that sucked in the first place, there's nowhere to go but up. smile.gif
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Posted: June 16, 2009 01:00 pm
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Here's more. Friday the Thirteenth,The Birds etc. wacko.gif

http://www.collider.com/2009/06/15/produce...icles-and-more/


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Posted: June 16, 2009 08:39 pm
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They're remaking A Nightmare On Elm Street?! Without Robert Englund?! blink.gif My best friend is gonna hit the ceiling when she hears this! ph34r.gif


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Posted: June 16, 2009 11:13 pm
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QUOTE (Jayo @ June 16, 2009 05:39 pm)
They're remaking A Nightmare On Elm Street?! Without Robert Englund?! blink.gif My best friend is gonna hit the ceiling when she hears this! ph34r.gif

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Posted: June 16, 2009 11:19 pm
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QUOTE (Jayo @ June 17, 2009 01:39 am)
They're remaking A Nightmare On Elm Street?! Without Robert Englund?!  blink.gif  My best friend is gonna hit the ceiling when she hears this!  ph34r.gif

It may be horrible, but this is one I'm pretty excited about myself. In any case, I think casting someone besides Robert Englund was the right choice: he seems a bit too old for the part now, and in any case a reboot could only possibly work with some new energy and a new vision. Also, though I was no fan of the Watchman movie, I do think Jackie Earle Haley gave a very effective (and chilling) performance.


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Posted: June 29, 2009 08:25 pm
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Looks like Hallmark Channel remade Angel And The Badman as a tv movie. wacko.gif

All I can say is, my apologies to John Wayne.


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Posted: July 01, 2009 05:47 am
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When my mom read what Robert Downey Jr. was doing to Sherlock Holmes, her comment was to scrawl "RAT" across his picture. I am TOTALLY keeping that picture! laugh.gif
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Posted: July 01, 2009 07:34 pm
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Which Sherlock Holmes movie is getting remade?


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Posted: July 02, 2009 12:30 am
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QUOTE (Jayo @ July 01, 2009 07:34 pm)
Which Sherlock Holmes movie is getting remade?

Not sure if it's a remake of an actual Holmes story. If so, they've taken huge liberties. More likely an original story appropriating and perverting the characters.
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Posted: August 11, 2009 06:39 pm
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Newest stupid, useless remake: Red Dawn. wacko.gif Starring Tom Cruise's son, no less.


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Posted: October 10, 2009 10:24 pm
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I saw an ad for a remake of The Stepfather. wacko.gif Wonder what Terry O'Quinn thinks of it? (he starred in the original)


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Posted: October 11, 2009 06:49 am
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Speaking of Tom Cruise, I really, really hated his Mission:Impossibles. He changed it from a show with an ensemble cast where the focus was on the cool plots to a "star vehicle" for himself. mad.gif
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Posted: November 02, 2009 05:58 am
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Have you heard the latest? "Dark Shadows"! sad.gif Friggin' REMAKE of a remake! mad.gif

On the upside, Johnny Depp has to be about 1,000 times better than Ben Cross, and if they could get a kid who could act for David, I might watch. dry.gif

Jay Leno asked, "Why take a good old movie and make it bad? Why not take a bad old movie and make it good?"

My nomination is "Man of La Mancha." Now, there is a movie which wouldn't hurt and might very likely be improved with a remake! twilightzonewor/clap.gif
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Posted: November 02, 2009 09:47 pm
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I nominate Krull! smile.gif


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Posted: November 03, 2009 01:08 pm
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QUOTE (CorisCapnSkip @ November 02, 2009 05:58 am)
Jay Leno asked, "Why take a good old movie and make it bad? Why not take a bad old movie and make it good?"

Because... part of the whole point of doing a remake is to ride on the coattails of the original movie. If the original was a stinkeroo, then nobody will flock to see a remake of it.

A better idea would be to take the "idea" of a bad movie, change the names around a bit and market your own original. You still have the problem of getting the people in the theaters, but you don't have to deal with the "taint" of the bad original.


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Posted: November 04, 2009 01:46 am
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Actually, the Narnia and Lord of the Rings books were done a couple of times wrong first, but in those cases there were good popular original books to go back to.
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Posted: November 07, 2009 12:09 am
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They just made "A Christmas Carol" again, (but what else is new)?
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Posted: November 07, 2009 09:12 am
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QUOTE (CorisCapnSkip @ November 07, 2009 12:09 am)
They just made "A Christmas Carol" again, (but what else is new)?

This has got to be the number one remade movie story of all time. If you are referring to the Jim Carrey movie, I'm going to see it. It looks well done and a different way to see the Dickens' story.


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Posted: November 07, 2009 05:51 pm
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When they made remakes of 13 Ghosts and House of Haunted Hill, I didn't mind so much, but when they remade my all time favorite horror film, The Haunting (based on the Shirley Jackson novel, The Haunting of Hill House), that was going too far. I simply love that classic B&W film that starred Julie Harris, Claire Bloom, Richard Johnson, and Russ Tamblyn. Before silly computer graphics, film makers were more creative. Scenes were shot where the camera was tilted at an angle to give Hill House a demented and diseased look and feeling.
When you have a film like the 1963 version of The Haunting, that is literally a text book on how to film the perfect movie in a certain genre, that should be respected as a work of art, and be off limits, and not allowed to be redone. How can improve on perfection? I have that movie on DVD, and to this day, each time I watch it, I notice some small detail that never caught my eye before. A tradmark of a great film.


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Posted: November 08, 2009 12:05 am
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QUOTE (LeenZone @ November 07, 2009 09:12 am)
QUOTE (CorisCapnSkip @ November 07, 2009 12:09 am)
They just made "A Christmas Carol" again, (but what else is new)?

This has got to be the number one remade movie story of all time.

Including a version by Rod Serling!
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Posted: November 08, 2009 01:29 am
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King Kong

I never saw the 1976 remake (which I heard was awful) but I did see the most recent one. Peter Jackson took an enjoyable, 90-minute classic and turned it into a bloated 3-hour "epic." It took them FORTY-FIVE minutes to get to the island for God's sake.
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Posted: November 08, 2009 09:08 am
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QUOTE (Darth Pipes @ November 08, 2009 01:29 am)
King Kong

I never saw the 1976 remake (which I heard was awful) but I did see the most recent one. Peter Jackson took an enjoyable, 90-minute classic and turned it into a bloated 3-hour "epic." It took them FORTY-FIVE minutes to get to the island for God's sake.

Thank you! I called it King Long in a thread when it first came out.


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QUOTE (CorisCapnSkip @ November 02, 2009 05:58 am)


My nomination is "Man of La Mancha." Now, there is a movie which wouldn't hurt and might very likely be improved with a remake! twilightzonewor/clap.gif

There are at least two reasons not to remake it - it wouldn't have Sophia Loren.
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QUOTE (LeenZone @ November 08, 2009 10:08 am)
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King Kong

I never saw the 1976 remake (which I heard was awful) but I did see the most recent one.  Peter Jackson took an enjoyable, 90-minute classic and turned it into a bloated 3-hour "epic."  It took them FORTY-FIVE minutes to get to the island for God's sake.

Thank you! I called it King Long in a thread when it first came out.

I have only seen the first 10 minutes of the remake and couldn't take any more. For me, it was simply nowhere near the calibre of the original. I have seen the 1976 version as well and it wasn't bad, compared to this recent one. The original is the one to watch. Period.


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Posted: November 08, 2009 10:17 pm
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QUOTE (Darth Pipes @ November 08, 2009 02:29 am)
King Kong

I never saw the 1976 remake (which I heard was awful) but I did see the most recent one. Peter Jackson took an enjoyable, 90-minute classic and turned it into a bloated 3-hour "epic." It took them FORTY-FIVE minutes to get to the island for God's sake.

Yeah, my nephew watched it one night. By the time they were fighting their way out of the valley of giant bugs I was saying, "ENOUGH already! Stop dragging it out!" wacko.gif


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QUOTE (LeenZone @ November 08, 2009 09:08 am)
I called it King Long in a thread when it first came out.

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QUOTE (Jayo @ November 08, 2009 10:17 pm)
Yeah, my nephew watched it one night. By the time they were fighting their way out of the valley of giant bugs I was saying, "ENOUGH already! Stop dragging it out!" wacko.gif

The giant bug scene was pretty creepy, by itself. Unfortunately, after everything else has happened. everyone is rolling their eyes "Jiminy christmas, what NOW?"

The whole island doesn't make any logical sense. No herbivores at all. (well I guess apes are plant eaters, but they're not really prey animals) What do the t-rexes and the giant snakes eat? Each other? Nothing can take two steps without something killing you, so the whole ecosystem would collapse.

Classic example of too much eye candy and not enough story.

In the 1976 version, the scene where Kong first appears still gives me the whim whams.


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Posted: November 24, 2009 03:28 am
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Oh, man, I just saw the new Sherlock Holmes movie ad. I hope my mom never does! ohmy.gif

It's really too bad fictional characters can't sue for slander and libel. mad.gif This makes Disney's "Jungle Book" look like a reverential treatment. dry.gif
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