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| Crown 85 |
Posted: November 03, 2009 08:51 am
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![]() In Such Pure Chronology ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: 1000+ Posts: 2,437 Member No.: 2 Joined: September 26, 2004 |
I thought of this idea after my last post in "Living Doll".
What would Talky Tina say to other TZ characters if she was to make a "guest appearance"? 1) From Time Enough at Last: "My name is Talky Tina....and you better buy him another book". 2) From A Thing About Machines: "My name is Talky Tina....and you'd better get out of here, Finchley!" 3) From The Monsters are Due on Maple Street (to Charlie): "My name is Talky Tina....and Pete Van Horn was a very good friend of mine". 4) From The Hitchhiker: "My name is Talky Tina....and you had better give me a ride!" 5) From Passage on the Lady Anne: "My name is Talky Tina....and I don't like riding in life boats". -------------------- Room For One More
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| James B. W. Bevis |
Posted: November 03, 2009 09:37 am
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"The Mind and the Matter": "My name is Talky Tina...and your tricks don't work on me, Mister." "Shadow Play": "Wake up, Adam!" "Stopover in a Quiet Town": "My name is Talky Tina...and you'd better not replace me with your new toys, sweetie." -------------------- If you post here, please read the new message board rules (effective July 4, 2009). Thanks.
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| Gooberman |
Posted: November 03, 2009 10:02 am
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To little Suzanne at the end of Caesar and Me - "My name is Talky Tina, and that Caesar is an amateur. You and I, on the other hand, would make a great girl gang!"
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| James B. W. Bevis |
Posted: November 03, 2009 10:47 am
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![]() The Best-Laid Plans... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 11,885 Member No.: 3 Joined: September 26, 2004 |
"The Dummy": "My name is Talky Tina...why don't we play together, and leave that nice man alone?"
"Number 12 Looks Just Like You": "My name is Talky Tina...and you can't Transform me." "It's a Good Life": "My name is Talky Tina...and I like technology." "The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine" or "Queen of the Nile": "My name is Talky Tina...aren't you too old to be playing with me?" -------------------- If you post here, please read the new message board rules (effective July 4, 2009). Thanks.
BEWARE: Many Cafe posts reveal story endings or key plot twists without prior warning. There is no rule against this. But if you are courteous enough to post "spoiler warnings"--especially when you post in a thread unrelated to the story you are "spoiling"--many people will appreciate it. ![]() |
| Crown 85 |
Posted: November 03, 2009 11:14 am
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![]() In Such Pure Chronology ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: 1000+ Posts: 2,437 Member No.: 2 Joined: September 26, 2004 |
Or a Good Life variation:
"My name is Talky Tina....and I LOVE hearing Perry Como sing!" Actually, an Anthony/Tina bout would be interesting - The irresistable force meets the immovable object. -------------------- Room For One More
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| AbraCadaveric |
Posted: November 03, 2009 01:27 pm
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Or just simply, "My name is Talky Tina and you better be nice to him" That one would probably work for Jeff Myrtlebank too . . . -------------------- JERRY: You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!
KRAMER: Which one? JERRY: They were all like that. ![]() |
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| Dan Hollis |
Posted: November 03, 2009 02:00 pm
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"The After Hours" -- "My name is Talky Tina, and my month starts today!"
-------------------- Thanks to Dr. Moreau for surprising me with this signature. It beats peach brandy!
![]() "We're sober men and true!" -- "You had to go have him!" |
| cadwallader |
Posted: November 03, 2009 02:31 pm
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"The Lonely":
"Christie...Christie...Christie...Christie...Chrrrisssttieee...Chhhhrrrrrrrriiisssssttieeeeeeeee..." |
| MichaelBiehnObsession |
Posted: November 03, 2009 03:12 pm
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The Invaders: "My name is Talky Tina, and you better not say a single word to me!"
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| ht2 |
Posted: November 03, 2009 06:07 pm
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The Lonely: "I'm Talky Tina, and I only weigh three and a half pounds!"
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| Gooberman |
Posted: November 03, 2009 06:10 pm
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Zone Scientist ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 375 Member No.: 827 Joined: March 06, 2008 |
In The Bewitchin' Pool - "My name is Talky Tina, and what's with the cartoon voice on that one kid?"
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| James B. W. Bevis |
Posted: November 03, 2009 06:40 pm
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So many of these are laugh-out-loud funny. Great topic, Crown!
-------------------- If you post here, please read the new message board rules (effective July 4, 2009). Thanks.
BEWARE: Many Cafe posts reveal story endings or key plot twists without prior warning. There is no rule against this. But if you are courteous enough to post "spoiler warnings"--especially when you post in a thread unrelated to the story you are "spoiling"--many people will appreciate it. ![]() |
| AbraCadaveric |
Posted: November 03, 2009 07:32 pm
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She knows that voice all too well -------------------- JERRY: You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!
KRAMER: Which one? JERRY: They were all like that. ![]() |
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| TZRider |
Posted: November 03, 2009 07:36 pm
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PERSON OR PERSONS UNKNOWN: "I'll tell you when I've had enough to drink!"
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| ringading |
Posted: November 03, 2009 08:54 pm
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Piano in the House
"My name is Talky Tina and your name is Marge, not Tina, and you better not use my name any more." -------------------- "You're a bad man. You're a very bad man!"
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| Jayo |
Posted: November 03, 2009 08:54 pm
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Light And Shadow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Jayo Posts: 5,125 Member No.: 14 Joined: September 28, 2004 |
Ring-A-Ding Girl: "My name is Talky Tina...and you better go to Bunny's show!"
-------------------- My reality check bounced.
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| Darth Pipes |
Posted: November 03, 2009 10:57 pm
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Third from the Sun...
"My name is Talky Tina and you'd better watch what you say, Sturka." |
| kriegersaurus |
Posted: November 03, 2009 11:21 pm
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![]() I was like you, Sam. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 66 Member No.: 322 Joined: January 09, 2006 |
Come Wander With Me:
"My name is Talky Tina... and Floyd Burney sucks!" -------------------- Check out my Twilight Zone blog!
"The courage to imagine the otherwise is our greatest resource, adding color and suspense to all our life." (Daniel J. Boorstin) ... |
| HarrisonS |
Posted: November 04, 2009 12:54 am
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Uncle Simon
"My name is Talky Tina... and you'd better bring me another hot chocolate, you passionless vegetable!" -------------------- "Herr Kommissar! Herr Kommissar! Der Mann heisst Mabuse, Herr Kommissar, Dr. Mabuse!"
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| ringading |
Posted: November 04, 2009 05:33 am
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-------------------- "You're a bad man. You're a very bad man!"
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| bar-bah-rah |
Posted: November 04, 2009 08:11 pm
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Five Characters in Search of an Exit
"My name is Talky Tina...why can't the rest of you tell me who the heck you are?" And When the Sky was Opened "My name is Talky Tina...and I swear there were people here right next to me named Annabelle and Christie!" |
| Darth Pipes |
Posted: November 04, 2009 11:19 pm
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Talky Tina in What You Need...
"My name is Talky Tina and what you need is to be hit by a car." |
| Gart Williams |
Posted: November 04, 2009 11:57 pm
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From Cavender is Coming...
"My name is Talky Tina and I don't like this episode." -------------------- What is this? Some kind of gag?
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| Crown 85 |
Posted: November 05, 2009 09:07 am
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![]() In Such Pure Chronology ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: 1000+ Posts: 2,437 Member No.: 2 Joined: September 26, 2004 |
-- From Nick of Time: "My name is Talky Tina.....don't listen to him - I"LL tell you what to do!".
-- From The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross: "My name is Talky Tina.....and sorry, I have no compassion to sell you". -- From The Parallel : "My name is Talky Tina.....You're not Erich Streator but I'm going to kill you anyway". -------------------- Room For One More
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| Dan Hollis |
Posted: November 05, 2009 02:05 pm
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"Ninety Years Without Slumbering" -- "My name is Talky Tina, and if you don't wind me up every other day, you'll die!"
"The Invaders" -- "Oooooh! Uuuuuuh! Haaaaaaah! Eeeeeeew!" "Once Upon a Time" -- A card saying "My name is Talky Tina, and wait until you see how much I cost 72 years from now!" "I Sing the Body Electric" -- "My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you more than tongue call tell!" "Probe 7, Over and Out" -- "Em mun Tina. Earth-uh. Tina -- Talky. Eat. Food. Kill." "Number 12 Looks Just Like You" -- "My name is Talky Tina, and I'm Number 666." "Black Leather Jackets" -- "My name is Talky Tina. Here, have a glass of water." "Sounds and Silences" -- "My name is Talky Tina, in a manner of speaking." "A Kind of a Stopwatch" -- "My name is Talky Tina. You think about that now." -------------------- Thanks to Dr. Moreau for surprising me with this signature. It beats peach brandy!
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| Paladin |
Posted: November 05, 2009 07:43 pm
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"My name is Talky Tina, and I think I could just kill Gary Crosby!" -------------------- ![]() |
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| Crown 85 |
Posted: November 05, 2009 09:12 pm
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![]() In Such Pure Chronology ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: 1000+ Posts: 2,437 Member No.: 2 Joined: September 26, 2004 |
Good ones, Dan!
-------------------- Room For One More
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| Gooberman |
Posted: November 06, 2009 12:29 am
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To the doll in Judgment Night - "My name is Talky Tina, and you're making our whole kind look bad. Stop floating around and go kill that guy!"
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| TZRider |
Posted: November 06, 2009 12:40 am
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Any of the 156 episodes:
"My name is Talky Tina....and I'll do the intro and outro for this one, Rod, you can just sit this one out." -------------------- ![]() |
| ringading |
Posted: November 06, 2009 06:47 am
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The Rip Van Winkle Caper
(just before killing off everyone) "My name is Talky Tina, and I love gold very much." -------------------- "You're a bad man. You're a very bad man!"
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| Crown 85 |
Posted: November 06, 2009 08:53 am
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![]() In Such Pure Chronology ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: 1000+ Posts: 2,437 Member No.: 2 Joined: September 26, 2004 |
You are a clever group - and Talky Tina loves you very much for remembering her!
(Just be sure to stay on her good side) Here's another one: From A World of His Own (to Gregory West): "My name is Talky Tina....and I have a pair of scissors, too." -------------------- Room For One More
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| Dan Hollis |
Posted: November 06, 2009 09:59 am
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![]() Gilbert & Sullivan State Trooper ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dan Hollis Posts: 10,334 Member No.: 9 Joined: September 27, 2004 |
I already submitted one for "The Invaders," but I'd like to try again:
"Central Control! Come in, Central Control! Do you read me? My name is Talky Tina, and Streator is dead! Repeat: Streator is dead! Incredible race of killer dolls here! Race of killer dolls! No counterattack! Repeat: No counterattack! Streator is finished! Stay away! Stay away!" -------------------- Thanks to Dr. Moreau for surprising me with this signature. It beats peach brandy!
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| Jayo |
Posted: November 06, 2009 10:04 pm
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Light And Shadow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Jayo Posts: 5,125 Member No.: 14 Joined: September 28, 2004 |
Five Characters In Search Of An Exit: My name is Talky Tina, and we're here, because we're here, because we're here!
-------------------- My reality check bounced.
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| AbraCadaveric |
Posted: November 07, 2009 12:31 am
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-------------------- JERRY: You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!
KRAMER: Which one? JERRY: They were all like that. ![]() |
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| HarrisonS |
Posted: November 07, 2009 12:34 am
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A World of Difference:
"My name is Talky Tina, and I insist that I am not Talky Tina!" -------------------- "Herr Kommissar! Herr Kommissar! Der Mann heisst Mabuse, Herr Kommissar, Dr. Mabuse!"
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| Crown 85 |
Posted: November 07, 2009 08:27 am
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![]() In Such Pure Chronology ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: 1000+ Posts: 2,437 Member No.: 2 Joined: September 26, 2004 |
Night Call:
"My name is Talky Tina....and from now on, you better always do what I say!" -------------------- Room For One More
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| Darth Pipes |
Posted: November 07, 2009 12:39 pm
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She'd probably be Rocky the Squirrel in that world. |
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| TZRider |
Posted: November 07, 2009 06:37 pm
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THE BIG TALL WISH
"My name is Talky Tina....and I could have been a contender." -------------------- ![]() |
| phantomofroute66 |
Posted: November 18, 2009 01:41 pm
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From "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street"--"My name is Talky Tina, and Charlie's right. It IS the kid!"
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